JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Or maybe a Johnnygasm, a Hornergasm, I've even had a Pinogasm.I had mine today listening to the Meld from Stefan Cosman's ultimate Star Trek the Motion Picture.I've had them to Enterprise, First Contact, and John's Cadillac of the Skies, actually to many wonderful ques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 I've had a Johnnygasm - if you will - to the finale of E.T. Awesome. Same with the finale of CE3K on the CE edition. Also, a Jimmygasm to the finale of Braveheart. I'll even admit I've had a Zimmygasm with the finale cue of The Lion King.For the record, it went without me soiling myself. 8OAnd The Meld is pretty cool too, but it is the slow-build up of The Enterprise that is really the awesomest part of that score.- Marc, who listened to TMP complete today as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpigeon 3 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 King Richard from Lionheart. An eight minute Jerrygasm.Ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 The first time I heard the big Imperial March statement in the Ep. II finale was quite a moment.John- who also has listened to the complete TMP today, at least the first disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahler3 478 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 The Second Coming from The Final Conflict gets me my fix most days! - Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahler3 478 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Or maybe a Johnnygasm, a Hornergasm, I've even had a Pinogasm.What was your Pinogasm? Don't Look Now per chance?- Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 Museum, from Dressed to Kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahler3 478 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I see, haven't heard that score or seen the film - must check it out! One of De Palma's finest no doubt - Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewdog1 50 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I think I need a cigarette....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 18, 2005 Author Share Posted February 18, 2005 just had a Hornergasm coming home from Barnes and Noble, it occured at that moment in Stealing the Enterprise where they clear the space doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 just had a Hornergasm coming home from Barnes and Noble, it occured at that moment in Stealing the Enterprise where they clear the space doors.I've had that, too.Neil - who suddenly needs a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Have you had your Jerrygasm today?Sounds like an idea for fan T-shirts, that one :The Second Coming from The Final Conflict That's the design i've chosen for the lady's T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I had a Johnnygasm twice, both while listening to the finale of CE3K. I had a mini-one watching the PoA extras and hearing some unreleased stuff including a piece that for the life of me I can't remember hearing before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 This is a 'little' sick....Shouldnt be this a 'sticky' thread? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandor 797 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I'm sorry, but the term Jerrygasm (and anything derived from that - Johnnygasm, Hornergasm) just totally makes me cringe. It's so banal.Can we please call it something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 We could always call it, Jerraculation.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrScratch 294 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 How about maestrobating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Hornography.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Jerryking off?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 This is one of those days we should thank god Williams does not use computers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewdog1 50 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 This is one of those days we should thank god Williams does not use computers....Does that mean we don't want to get JW to come to this site anymore? He would be scared off by this. Although he might find it cute, in a weird sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Maybe he'll buy stock in Kleenex.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Hornography.Justin LOL The Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Yeah, many things out there but thematically its the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 18, 2005 Author Share Posted February 18, 2005 I'm sorry, but the term Jerrygasm (and anything derived from that - Johnnygasm, Hornergasm) just totally makes me cringe. It's so banal.Can we please call it something else?call it what you want, but we know you've had a Jerrygasm, or a Johnnygasm, and if you've not we know your lying, 95% of us here have had a Johnnygasm before, most likely regulary, and the other 5% are lying too. It doesn't make you go blind, but I have noticed an increase of hair on my palms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 You are becoming a Wookiee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKenLittle 6 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 How about maestrobating? LOL LOL Hee...Hee, That is the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!!My Jerrygasm comes (no pun intended) from The Final Conflict on the CD of the same name.Johngasm hits me during The Big Rescue in the Superman score and Hornergasm hits me every time I listen to Michael's Gift To Karen from Brainstorm... one you forgot to mention... I get a Basilgasm from Riders of Doom on the Conan CDBKL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 19, 2005 Author Share Posted February 19, 2005 I don't own any Basil, so I've never had a Basilgams, or Poligasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I had me a Dannygasm listening to "Main Titles" from Spider-Man.Mini Howardgasm from Waterworld.And a very odd feeling walking into my school listening to "Main Titles" from Signs on my iPod.~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 19, 2005 Author Share Posted February 19, 2005 ok whose had a shorgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Such a thing does not exist. Shoreplay maybe, but no Shoregasms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKenLittle 6 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Such a thing does not exist. Shoreplay maybe, but no Shoregasms.Get serious... Shoregasm = The Fly!!! One of the great gothic scores of all time!BKLPS: Joe, for added spice try some Basil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I don't own any Basil, so I've never had a Basilgams, or Poligasm.You cant, only women can have poligasms... Maestrobating should be the word to use when speaking of 'conducting the air' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I get:My Jerrygasm fix ever time to play BASIC INSTINCT on Alma.My Shoreplay is being locked in THE CELL with Alma! RrrrrrrrrHitch, being bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrScratch 294 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Maestrobated this morning in the car, had a nice long Johngasm. Listened to "Adventure On Earth" from E.T. for the first time in a long time. Wonderful, never fails to get me teary eyed.I'm at work now, I think I'll throw in some Bond music, play with my Twig-and-BarrysJeff - who likes "talking dirty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmanand 0 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Shoreplay is either the end of The Fields of the Pellenor or the end of Forth Eorlingas.Best Hornography is undoubtedly the End Credits of Apollo 13. I used to by the hard core A Kaleidoscope of Mathematics, until I realised it was fake.Dannygasm is The Grand Finale from Edward Scissorhands.I maestrobate every day to either the Prologue from Hook or various bits of SW music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxbabe 28 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Hmmm...well, this is a very interesting thread... So this is JWFan dirty talk? I "maestrobate" often to Harry's Wondrous World and the suite from Forrest Gump, Holst's The Planets, and various other things that sound fun to conduct.I shouldn't be here, being a girl though! Eww..Luke, poli = poly? LOL I get it now. Well, in the context of this thread, yes that does apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I shouldn't be here, being a girl though! Eww..Yeah yeah. We all know why you "Really" bought that Conductor's Baton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I was suspicious when I saw that baton required 2 AA batteries.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I maestrobated several times a day to "Fawkes the Phoenix" when CoS came out....those were the days! More recently, it's been "Buckbeak's Flight and "A Window to the Past." As for Hornography, definitely the end credits from The Land Before Time. Dannygasms with "Sandra's Theme" and "The Growing Montage" from Big Fish, and "The Grand Finale" from Edward Scissorhands. "Robert's Theme" from Lionheart always gets a Jerrygasm, and "Fairy Dance" from Peter Pan is just one big five-minute JNH-job. Oh, and there's no such thing as Shoreplay with me. Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxbabe 28 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 and "Fairy Dance" from Peter Pan is just one big five-minute JNH-job.Oh my, you are naughty....you coined a new term.... "The Hand of Fate" from Signs, "The Vote" from The Village, and especially "Tarawa" from Snow Falling On Cedars are mine, but your term doesn't exactly apply to girls... I think Johnny's Hornography is the best...the Johnnygasms are too many to list. Jerrygasm, major, on his Timeline. I'll even go in for some Shoreplay on TTT and some of ROTK.Greta - now done in this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Erich Wolfgang Korngasm:Gerhardt's version of "Entrance of the Sea Hawks," from -- eh, um, I forgot. Figo, typing in a post-coital haze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 but your term doesn't exactly apply to girls... *cue rancid inexperience comment*Another Johnnygasm. The finale to the ESB end credits. The ultimate maestrobating moment. That and Luke blowing up the AT-AT in The Battle of Hoth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewdog1 50 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 I think Johnny's Hornography is the best...the Johnnygasms are too many to list. Jerrygasm, major, on his Timeline. I'll even go in for some Shoreplay on TTT and some of ROTK.Greta - now done in this thread...You have just given single JW fans in this world hope. Maybe even the married ones. 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 One Willygasm, must be :Those final moments of T-Rex from Jurassic Park, where the banner falls. - "When Dinosaurs ruled the earth". Sends shivers up and down my spine that one, when i hear the music and also on the big screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Two Jerrygasms today, one to Under Fire and the other to The Wind and the Lion. New LPs that sound like they've never been played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,796 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 WillygasmTHAT has nothing to do with Music. I came up with this term:MasturbatonAnother 'conducting the air' synonym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 For a minute there, I thought that was the actual word. Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 WillygasmTHAT has nothing to do with Music. How so? Will or Willy, is short for William (at least here in the UK anyway)John Williams...hence Willygasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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