Tom 4,664 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 "Would you check out the size of this guy's violin. Damn his neck must hurt." bruce marshall and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 11 minutes ago, Tom said: "Would you check out the size of this guy's violin. Damn his neck must hurt." "In front of that Spanish minion, it actually looks like a double base." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 ASM: "Gustavo, I would describe you as John's biggest fan!" GD: "Yes, I just love John! I put him on a pedestal with Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart!" JW (whispers into ASM's ear while retaining a smile): "He's a stalker. Please help me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 23 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: ASM: "Gustavo, I would describe you as John's biggest fan!" GD: "Yes, I just love John! I put him on a pedestal with Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart!" JW (whispers into ASM's ear while slapping her bum retaining a smile): "He's a stalker. Please help me." Edit Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 SW: What's that you're looking at, Curly? JTW: Kilimanjaro rising like Olympus above the Serengeti. JosephW: I bless the rains down there. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 JW: What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets! SW: Johnny... Johnny, come on. Let's go. JW: My arse let's go. They're filming midgets. JosephW: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 11/02/2024 at 3:05 AM, Marian Schedenig said: We wanna be like Peter Pan, We don't wanna grow up! Wanna stay kids as long as we can, that's our plan! Pretty neat plan! Then when it's time to be a man, we're not gonna grow up! Gonna stay kids like we began, Just like Peter Pan! Being a man means you gotta show up for work each day in a shirt and a tie! Yuck! Being a man means you gotta call up your friends and say, "Can't stay! Gotta fly!" Yuck! We got an even neater plan, sit down and listen up. We all oughta be like Peter Pan, we don't wanna grow up! We never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever wanna grop up! Yuck! Brando and Tom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 We look like a band. Are we a band now? Yes, we should be. Great idea. Are we then supposed to sing something? No. We already created enough music for a lifetime. Leave it. Let's just be... a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,664 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 4 hours ago, BB-8 said: We wanna be like Peter Pan, We don't wanna grow up! Wanna stay kids as long as we can, that's our plan! Pretty neat plan! Then when it's time to be a man, we're not gonna grow up! Gonna stay kids like we began, Just like Peter Pan! Being a man means you gotta show up for work each day in a shirt and a tie! Yuck! Being a man means you gotta call up your friends and say, "Can't stay! Gotta fly!" Yuck! We got an even neater plan, sit down and listen up. We all oughta be like Peter Pan, we don't wanna grow up! We never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever wanna grop up! Yuck! Using the song was great. Quoting the whole damn thing was genius. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Boys, get your eye surgery done! Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bellosh 3,419 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 SAY THE LINE, BART! SAY THE LINE! "they're all dead...." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Brando and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Jewelled Tiramisu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 "Your hotel is is just down West Street… on the left. See you after the second half of the concert!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 This man ate my cookies! So he had to play my concerto without my help. Brando and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 "This man stole the punsh line when talking about Schindler's List." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 "Anne-Sophie is a lot of things, but not a woman, you can say no to." ThePenitentMan1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 11 hours ago, GerateWohl said: "Anne-Sophie is a lot of things, but not a tart, you can say no to." Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 RS: The Beatles were more popular than Jesus. JW: I know, but they're all dead! Bespin and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,479 Posted February 27 Popular Post Share Posted February 27 "Give me my glasses back!" Faleel, Brando, Bespin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,664 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Stolen from the snob thread: Mancini, Goldsmith, Williams top, Rosenman, North bottom: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 12 hours ago, Tom said: Stolen from the snob thread: Mancini, Goldsmith, Williams top, Rosenman, North bottom: "You know, I write film music, as well." "Hey! That's my line!" "Sorry, Len." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Mancini: Psst! You're supposed to look into the camera, Curly! Williams: I'd rather look at those girls over there. North: (These young guys are embarrassing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 North: "Excuse me, but, who are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 15 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: Let's get this over with, can we? I've just seen Daisy Ridley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 What am I doing here? What is Bernie Ecclestone doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brando 1,864 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 "And then he said they're all dead" Bellosh, Jurassic Shark and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,512 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Is that Mike Mattessino? And who's the guy at the piano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brando 1,864 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 6 minutes ago, Thor said: Is that Mike Mattessino? And who's the guy at the piano? Yes it is, but I'm not sure who the piano player is. This is from last nights Superman LTP in LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Play it again, Harvey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 "This is an awfully big soundtrack!" Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 18 hours ago, Thor said: Is that Mike Mattessino? And who's the guy at the piano? That's John Williams. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 10 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: That's John Williams. You really are a feckin' eejit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,479 Posted March 18 Popular Post Share Posted March 18 "No, and let me be perfectly clear on this point. All better composers are dead. What's left of them is written down with pen on paper. What John Williams created are awfully big soundtracks. Nothing more, nothing less." "Does anyone have a question that is not related to John Williams?" Brando, Jurassic Shark and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brando 1,864 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: "No, and let me be perfectly clear on this point. All better composers are dead. What's left of them is written down with pen on paper. What John Williams created are awfully big soundtracks. Nothing more, nothing less." "Does anyone have a question that is not related to John Williams?" "No force, on Earth or Heaven, can get me to expand Star Wars and Indiana Jones." BB-8 and crumbs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 I thought he was talking about his wiener, but it turned out he was talking about The Wieners! BB-8 and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 11 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: I thought he was talking about his wiener, but it turned out he was talking about The Wieners! ...and that he was not among the (Oscar) Wieners this year. Jurassic Shark and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 Blessed are the cheesemakers. BB-8 and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,479 Posted March 18 Popular Post Share Posted March 18 "This strictly limited XXXL wooden slipcase contains all the scores ever recorded by John Williams on vinyl and CD and comes with exclusive fan content, including a gaffi stick form Episode IV 'A New Hope'...of about this length." Brando, GerateWohl and Jurassic Shark 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 18 There shall in that time be rumors of Star Wars master tapes going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where they really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. GerateWohl, Marian Schedenig, Brando and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 6 hours ago, BB-8 said: "So I said: 'We really need someone better to give this lecture', and the piano player said: 'Yes, but they're all dead'". Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 One time, at band camp... Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 4 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: You gotta admit: I played this stinking city like a harp from Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 (timestamped) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 18 Author Share Posted March 18 Oh, I thought I was here to talk about Jerry Goldsmith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,664 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 It doesn't how many times you ask or begin playing. I am not going to sing anything from Rigoletto or anything else for that matter. Now, what the hell was I talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 JW: I wonder whether George will ever become a real 'Disney Legend'? HF: You mean like Mickey Mouse? JW: Did you know that Goofy was the inspiration for Jar Jar Binks? GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted March 25 Author Share Posted March 25 ...and then he said, they're all dead! Marian Schedenig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,512 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Who are those guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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