#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shatner's Rug said: Oh my god, you're married... No. Just discrete. No need for a woman to be able to contact me if I don't want too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 You gotta admit, you play these stinkin' women like a harp from hell. Hehehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Women. Nothing surprises me, Chip. Except your late mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Thats sexist and bigoted! I have nothing but respect for women. But I value my privacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 How industrious. How did you open the protected files?... may I ask? Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 You don't open them. They are private. Like you don't go though a ladies purse when she's in the bathroom. Unless you suspect she's stealing from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Intimidate me. Bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean, it's not like you can just kill me! Sharkissimo and Dixon Hill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Batman Returns, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Actually... it's a lot like that. Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 Hairspray (2007) Set in 1962 Baltimore, Hairpsray equates the social anxiety of being overweight to being black in the segregated United States and presents a white person joining a march for racial equality as being noble and inspiring to African-Americans, because they apparently can't make any kind of statement on their own. Offensively stupid. Not Mr. Big 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 And isn't the overweight girl's mother John Travolta? There's got to be an uplifting transgender message there... Nah, it's John Travolta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 That was just as stupid. If you're going to tell the story of an obese woman's insecurities, have her played by an obese woman to give it some veracity. Not some guy in drag who gets to take off his fatsuit and fly home in his private jet at the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Don't gay people love this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Gay people love anything with singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,349 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Stereotyping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Its true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,349 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 It's like saying all gay people automatically love Liza Minnelli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 They do, and Barbra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt C 455 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Captain From Castile It's not much of a swashbuckler, but it's held together by Tyrone Power, the terrific Technicolor photography and Alfred Newman's lavish score. Newman's score plumbs the usual Golden Age archetypes but with some Latin flair thrown in too. That iconic scene with Power and Jean Peters dancing around the campfire crackles with sexual chemistry. It's all in the body language, choreography, and Newman's beautiful guitar solo. It's fascinating watching the movie just with the isolated score track. It really emphasizes the composer's contributions to the film, and I wish a feature more movies had. publicist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Batman Returns. It's surpassed E.T. as my favorite movie of all time in the last few years. Sorry, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Stefancos said: They do, and Barbra! The worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Shut up! The woman is a goddess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Blech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 54 minutes ago, Nick Tatopoulos's Beret said: Batman Returns. It's surpassed E.T. as my favorite movie of all time in the last few years. Sorry, everyone. Bruce&Selina4ever? Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Only in the shitty ending of The Dark Knight Rises where they're retired in the Eurozone and Bruce Wayne has abandoned the Batman mission. What? I'll take the sad ending, please. Sharkissimo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Nick Tatopoulos's Beret said: Batman Returns. It's surpassed E.T. as my favorite movie of all time in the last few years. Sorry, everyone. Presumably you bought that gun to use on yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I like how Keaton's Bruce's life is left open-ended right there. We'll never know if they'll see each other again. Feels like me right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Yeah, I sometimes wonder what he's up to these days, but I'm probably happier not knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 He became Val Kilmer! The two are obviously the same character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 You shut the fuck up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 It's true man! This was the 90's. They didnt have things like a reboot yet. Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney play the same version of Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Val Kilmer might actually be my favorite Batman. He played both sides very well in a lousy movie. Truth be told, Clooney was the only actor I disliked in the role. And that head wobble thing of his is really irritating. He even managed to do it in a suit that is famous for severely limiting head movement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 The Val Kilmer one looks like it's set in an alternate universe. It is a "reboot" of sorts, even if the term wasn't used back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 11 hours ago, Nick Tatopoulos's Beret said: Only in the shitty ending of The Dark Knight Rises where they're retired in the Eurozone and Bruce Wayne has abandoned the Batman mission. What? I'll take the sad ending, please. Great ending to a great trilogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Lets live in sin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Born in sin? Come on in! (I only expect Joey to get that quote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 16 hours ago, Nick Tatopoulos's Beret said: Batman Returns. It's surpassed E.T. as my favorite movie of all time in the last few years. Sorry, everyone. Nooooo. 1 hour ago, TheWhiteRider said: Born in sin? Come on in! (I only expect Joey to get that quote) Andre Linoge. Storm of the Century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollemanneke 3,354 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Hook. For obvious reasons I will not be watching this one again, but I'm going through a JW phase and prefer hearing scores in their proper context before listening to them. Nevertheless, some thoughts on the film: Robin Williams was great, Julia Roberts was all right and Dustin Hofman was sometimes hilarious and dreadful. Not sure whether he was taking any of it seriously. Also, a lawyer shouldn't leave a boy in charge when there's a fairy godmother in the country. Talk about a sign of the times. Incidentally, Neverland is called Fantasy Land in Dutch, worst translation ever. And the score... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Magical would probably be a gross understatement. What a masterpiece! The Never Feast, Hook's theme, Tink's arrival... symphonic bliss. Off to check the LLL edition which I know isn't 100% complete, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,385 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, bollemanneke said: Hook. For obvious reasons I will not be watching this one again ??? 2 minutes ago, bollemanneke said: Also, a lawyer shouldn't leave a boy in charge when there's a fairy godmother in the country. ??? Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 LOL I'm watching Casper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicist 4,643 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 This at least ends after 90 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Well, I of course have all the old Batman movies on Blu-ray, so I threw in Batman Forever. It looks pretty slick on my Sony Trinitron WEGA, but then what doesn't? It's a perfectly valid interpretation of the Bat, Mr. Schumacher. It still remains incredibly devastating, though. How the fuck do you go from the sheer perfection of Batman (1989) and Batman Returns to this? I like Goldenthal's score, but where's the Elfman theme? Why is the Anton Furst Batmobile replaced with some piece of shit car? "Drive through"? What the fuck? I know there are some Bat fans who praise Kilmer and even Bob Kane loved him. I don't get it. He was a colossal disappointment. Remember that this was the prime of Kilmer when he could do no wrong. You were usually guaranteed an awesome memorable performance. He's just sleepwalking through this movie. He's so boring. His Batman is pretty crappy too. He's no Michael Keaton, that's for sure. He kills so few people it's disgusting. Stunning as Nicole Kidman is, all his scenes with her are just unbearable. So are the scenes with Robin, for that matter. Jim Carrey is keeping the thing afloat, giving it his all. Caffeine'll kill ya! Tommy Lee Jones has some cool moments, but then he's just ridiculous and kind of annoying for the majority of the time. Have the good taste to die. See ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I remember someone saying Batman & Robin is everything Batman Forever pretended that it wasn't. As hated as it is, at least the movie's honest about itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Why are people still even talking about these two shit Batman movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 They haven't made many since. Those Dark Shite movies don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollemanneke 3,354 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I just meant that Hook is a little too childish at times for an adult, but the score was worth every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,349 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, bollemanneke said: I just meant that Hook is a little too childish at times for an adult ... That's exactly why Rug & Beret love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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