Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 6, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2023 Jurassic Shark, Muad'Dib and Marian Schedenig 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brando 1,878 Posted September 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2023 JW: and then he said they’re all dead! Jurassic Shark, Bellosh and Mr. Hooper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2023 SO: I've just come from the hot spring bath. You're going to love it, John, but here in Japan you can only wear a small towel to cover your conductor's baton! Bellosh, Brando and QuartalHarmony 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tom 4,687 Posted September 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2023 23 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: SO: I've just come from the hot spring bath. You're going to love it, John, but here in Japan you can only wear a small towel to cover your conductor's baton! We are going to need a bigger towel. JTN, Mr. Hooper, QuartalHarmony and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,521 Posted September 11, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2023 Close Encounters of the Thirsty Kind Mr. Hooper, Bellosh and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 13 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: Your life would be much easier, if you used a coat hanger. Bellosh and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuartalHarmony 556 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 "Well, Seiji, that was fabulous value for money - you provided a really thorough service. It was really worth paying for the second hour up front. I'm not surprised you needed a towel and a large drink. I'll be on my way now, but can I book you again for next Tuesday?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 6 hours ago, BB-8 said: "How much are getting paid, for advertising Gatorade?" "About twice as much as you are, for advertising that coat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 SO: Need an enema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,459 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Jay consoling the first poster to ever read the Star Wars Disenchantment Thread in it's entirety (black & white ©1992) Brando and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "How much are getting paid, for advertising Gatorade?" "About twice as much as you are, for advertising that coat". SO: You know here in Japan, there's no shame in appearing in commercials! Many of your "A List" actors have done it! Naïve Old Fart and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,174 Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 JW: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? SO: Do you smell carrot? Both: Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 19 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: "Do you think we can get more mileage out of this photo?". "I don't know. Let's see". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TolkienSS 409 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 On 11/09/2023 at 8:18 PM, Jurassic Shark said: "You funny man Mr Williams, very funny man, very talented man, you go long ways" "Haha, yes, yes, very kind very kind of you .... *lowers voice* uuhhh, who let the help in, I got towels in my room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2023 18 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Okey dokey, Mr. Williams. Hold on to your potatoes! Jilal, JTN and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 The Chinaman is not the issue here! Naïve Old Fart and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 JW: "That's a funny-looking instrument you are sporting between your legs, Yo-Yo!" SO: "It's a Limoncello, Ennio!" QuartalHarmony and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 3:47 PM, Marian Schedenig said: "If you say '... yes, but they're all dead' one more time, I'll tell the world that William Ross wrote 'Chamber of Secrets'... all of it!" BB-8, Brando and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "If you say '... yes, but they're all dead' one more time, I'll tell the world that William Ross wrote 'Chamber of Secrets'... all of it!" JW: But that's my best story! Okay Seiji, I'll just find someone who hasn't heard it... JW: ...so then he said: "I know, but they're all dead!" C-3P0 (to himself): I can't compute how many times he's told me this. I seem to be made to suffer. It's my lot in life. Brando, Jay, Jurassic Shark and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 4:34 PM, BB-8 said: "You're not the masseuse I asked for". Mr. Hooper, BB-8 and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 5 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "You're not the masseuse I asked for". SO: I thought I'd surprise you... But I can leave... JW: Wait! Don't go... (cue music) (At the 1:04 mark is when Leonard Bernstein bursts in.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 "Body fluids - that's why we have decided to keep the shrink wrap on!" Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 On 11/9/2023 at 4:27 PM, Naïve Old Fart said: "Do you think we can get more mileage out of this photo?". "I don't know. Let's see". I think you have your answer. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 10:11 PM, Brando said: Go on, John; do the Toht gag, from "Raiders". Brando, Mr. Hooper and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post QuartalHarmony 556 Posted September 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2023 ‘You Americans. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.’ GerateWohl, BB-8, JTN and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 9 hours ago, QuartalHarmony said: ‘You New Yorkers. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.’ Fixed. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 9 hours ago, QuartalHarmony said: ‘You Americans. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.’ 16 hours ago, BB-8 said: John, you're going to be riding the coattails of that joke, for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,521 Posted September 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2023 "THE SEDUCTION OF SEIJI & THE BATHROOM SCENE" Naïve Old Fart, Marian Schedenig, JTN and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "THE SEDUCTION OF SEIJI & THE BATHROOM SCENE" I hope it's Williams' music playing over 'The Bathroom Scene' and not 'Nessun dorma'! BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2023 Fuck "Nessun Dorma", and fuck whoever replaced "The Ballroom Scene", with it. That cue is among the greatest JW has ever composed! Mr. Hooper, JTN, GerateWohl and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I couldn't agree more. The first time I heard it was as a re-recording on a Silva Screen Records compilation CD back in the mid-90s, and I instantly fell in love. It could've carried the scene just fine, but it's hard to deny the power of Nessun dorma. Oh well, it's the director that got the final word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 12 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Fuck "Nessun Dorma", and fuck whoever replaced "The Ballroom Scene", with it. That cue is among the greatest JW has ever composed! I was later eating some peanuts, when it occurred to me: "Wait, was Naïve Old Fart being sarcastic?" 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 16 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: I couldn't agree more. The first time I heard it was as a re-recording on a Silva Screen Records compilation CD back in the mid-90s, and I instantly fell in love. It could've carried the scene just fine, but it's hard to deny the power of Nessun dorma. Oh well, it's the director that got the final word. A pity TSOS&TBS wasn't played in Vienna, Berlin, Milan, and/or Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2023 11 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: I was later eating some peanuts, when it occurred to me: "Wait, was Naïve Old Fart being sarcastic?" 🤔 Absolutely not! "Nessun Dorma" is a fine work, but to butcher "The Ballroom Scene" is sacrilege. bruce marshall, BB-8 and Mr. Hooper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2023 "And I would like to thank all of the composers better than me for being dead." Cerebral Cortex, Naïve Old Fart, Brando and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,521 Posted September 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2023 Thank you for the C3PO action figure. Martinland, Mr. Hooper, Jurassic Shark and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 hours ago, BB-8 said: Thank you for the C3PO action figure. It does look like a "chrome rod"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Alas, poor Yorick! Mr. Hooper and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Mr. Hooper said: It does look like a "chrome rod"! C3PO...Golden Rod (boner version) Source: STAR WARS C-3PO 6 Golden Rod Boner Custom Figure & Card MOC | eBay Mr. Hooper and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,587 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 WTF!? BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,174 Posted September 22, 2023 Author Share Posted September 22, 2023 It's completely natural. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 22 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: It's completely natural. batteries not included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,174 Posted September 22, 2023 Author Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: C3PO...Golden Rod (boner version) Source: STAR WARS C-3PO 6 Golden Rod Boner Custom Figure & Card MOC | eBay The plot of episodes X-XII. X: A New Willie XI: An Uncovered Menace XII: The Rise of Williewalker Mr. Hooper and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,521 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: The plot of episodes X-XII. X: A New Willie XI: An Uncovered Menace XII: The Rise of Williewalker Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Come on, people, keep it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,459 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Average Redditors when they get more than 20 upvotes on a comment "ThAnKs foR tHe GoLd KiNd StrAnGeR" Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,864 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Come on, people, keep it together. Just wait till Bespin sees it. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,174 Posted September 22, 2023 Author Share Posted September 22, 2023 3 hours ago, BB-8 said: Finally, it all comes together. 2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Come on, people, keep it together. Don't be so stiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,655 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 You have no idea how stiff I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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