BB-8 3,481 Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 JW: How ironic that we both got our eyes lasered before George. Jurassic Shark and Martinland 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 11 hours ago, BB-8 said: You know what? The little quiff still owes me for replacing "Yub Nub", with "Ewok Celebration". Really? The Mouse paid me 20 mil, for two hours' work, on TROS. How's that for poetic justice? BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GerateWohl 4,371 Posted June 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 22, 2023 JW: George just told me, that you are making music too. HF: Yes, I play the banjo a little. JW: Great. I have some ideas for a concerto for Banjo and Orchestra. Should I write it for you? HF: Hell no! I can just play about three basic chords and no melody. JW: Oh, then I better ask Hans to write you something. Naïve Old Fart, Jurassic Shark, Brónach and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 HF: It looks like George has started strumming the banjo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 IP: How many cookies did she send you this time? JW: I have no idea - I passed them on to Bill. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, BB-8 said: Come on, John; the truth. How much of CHAMBER OF SECRETS did William Ross really write? The truth? All of it. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Yes, that's right, the theme to Close Encounters of the Third Kind is made up of five notes. And Jaws only has two notes. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 10:29 AM, GerateWohl said: Harry, my boy, I'll never forgive him, for replacing "Lapti Nek", with "Jedi Rocks". BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 JW: George (who doesn't talk very much) just told me about his plans for Indiana Jones 6 in which it turns out that Marion and Indy (who were so wonderful in the action and also commedy scenes) are not lovers but brother and sister. HF: Shall I tell him that he needs a better composer for this? Marian Schedenig and Brando 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2023 This is Harrison. My music follows him everywhere he goes, so I try to send him out in public a lot to increase my royalties. mrbellamy, Brando, Jurassic Shark and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted July 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2023 3 hours ago, BB-8 said: John, if you want to make him talk, just pull the cord, in his back. Brando, BB-8 and Martinland 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: John, if you want to make him talk, just pull the cord, in his back. Of course he's a Replicant. He's got an off switch right here! Raiders of the SoundtrArk, BB-8, Brando and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted July 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said: "We're not computers, George, we're physical". "Very good John. Now show him why". BB-8, Martinland and Brando 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 JW: That old-school guy still wears glasses and collects CDs. HF: Yeah, and he just bought himself a record player because he missed the CD pre-order at Disney Emporium. JW: He actually believes I used pencil and paper...and that I arranged Helena's Theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,669 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Cue Yoda's Theme. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Please start playing when I lift my arm thusly. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 24, 2023 Author Share Posted July 24, 2023 Holy Mother of God, pray for us. JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,371 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 "Where... where is my yo-yo?" Brando and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,038 Posted July 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Tom said: "The nice people at Disney said they'd pressed 4 Dial of Destiny CDs and I can keep all 4 of them." TolkienSS, BB-8, Brando and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 1 hour ago, GerateWohl said: Bless you. Bless you. Bless you a-. Wait. I'm not the Messiah? Oh, shit! Jurassic Shark and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Ok, again. But this time, good. Aaaand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,481 Posted July 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2023 “The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.” JTN, Brando and Martinland 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 6 hours ago, BB-8 said: "... so, then he said 'I know, but they're all dead'". Brando and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuartalHarmony 543 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "... so, then he said 'I know, but they're all dead'". … Here endeth the lesson.” Congregation: “Amen. Thanks be to John.” Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 "Free beer for everyone!" Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 25, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2023 Blessed are the cheesemakers. BB-8, JTN and Marian Schedenig 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,481 Posted July 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2023 Welcome...to Geriatric Park! TolkienSS, Jurassic Shark and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,038 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 “Lately I’ve been taking ballet. It does wonders to my conducting.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 25, 2023 Author Share Posted July 25, 2023 11 hours ago, BB-8 said: “The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.” "Just ask Hans." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,481 Posted July 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2023 "She sent me four boxes of cookies." Brando, Jurassic Shark and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 There… are… FOUR… lights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 "This is how you hold a Wagner-tuba." Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 22 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: I'm really sorry, but I don't know who any of you are. Er... why am I here? Four brandies, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Who am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, BB-8 said: Who am I? Who am I? Two FOUR Six Oh One! (That's clearly Javert to his right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,038 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 “Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you.” Martinland and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 26, 2023 BB-8, JTN, Jurassic Shark and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 Great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 And so every day after he'd done his action scenes and his comedy scenes, I went up to Harrison and grabbed the switch right about here on his back and shut him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 "On my right, General Conehead, who I shall bring into shape using...The Force." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 One time, at band camp... BB-8 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Welcome to...Space Camp. JTN and Cerebral Cortex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,038 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 “I would slap Lorne Balfe like this.” BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,083 Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 9 hours ago, BB-8 said: One time, at Space Camp... Fixed. BB-8 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,481 Posted July 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 27, 2023 The story I'm going to tell you begins with Episode IV... [Nine hours later] Jurassic Shark, Martinland and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,038 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 “Let’s give thanks that the women in this room have hair.” BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 12 hours ago, JTW said: “I would slap Lorne Balfe like this.” "...for immediately landing a 2-CD edition of his recent 'Mission Impossible' score, available at retailers worldwide." MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – DEAD RECKONING PART ONE (2-CD SET) (lalalandrecords.com) JTN and Martinland 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 "...or should I rather slap Disney, or Lucas, or all of them?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 16 hours ago, BB-8 said: The story I'm going to tell you begins with Episode IV... [Nine hours later] But that other guy in the film is actually from Episode *V*: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,481 Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 JW: "I don't like it when you guys give away the punchline and embarrass me in interviews!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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