bruce marshall 1,315 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 " Isn't JWFAN.COM great since Bruce Marshall left?" GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted April 28, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2022 ASM: You've got something between your teeth. JW: Is it cookie? ASM: Yes. JW: Oh... ASM: You said you ate all my cookies during Christmas and that you now eat no other brand. JW: Well..., I was at a gathering of friends, and let's just say Yo-Yo isn't only good at playing the cello... ASM: Really? You've been having a cookie affair with that... cellist? JW: Yo-Yo is many things, but what he's not is man you can say no-no to. BB-8, Raiders of the SoundtrArk and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 20 hours ago, BB-8 said: "You know this is crap, right?". "Yep". "Are you gonna tell him, or shall I?". "He's not listening to anyone. He showed it to all his So Cal buddies. John, Brian, Marty, Frank; they all hate it. Only that little twerp Spielberg said it was any good". "Spielberg?! What does he know, from good? You wanna know what he's doing, now? UFOs, for fuck's sake". "Yeah. Sad". "Pass me that J, would ya?". "Sure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,195 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Remember that time when somebody from Japan licenced one of my recordings for some short film and the whole internet thought I was scoring a Japanese cartoon? Andy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulin 3,513 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Knowledge was their treasure Andy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 JW: "Guess what! I've asked Williams Ross to arrange Jar Jar Binks' Theme for cello." ASM: "You mean for Yo Yo Binks?" Bespin, Andy and Brando 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 JW: I see dead people. LP: My performance wasn't that bad, was it? JW: You missed the high note five times. LP: Five times? JW: You're dead to me. LP: Huh, perhaps I'll make a good composer after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,478 Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 LP: "Rossini, Bellini, Donizetti, Verdi, Puccini...all dead!" JW: "Hang on...so Steven wasn't just joking." din_zav, bruce marshall, Jurassic Shark and 5 others 2 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Took me a second to get that one. Obscure references are TIGHT!😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 LP:"MY INDY box has five cds!" LP: "Don't touch my hands unless you can prove you've been vaxxed and boosted AND had a negative COVID result in the last twenty four hours!" Andy and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GerateWohl 4,370 Posted May 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2022 LP: "I know karate, see? JW: "Shouldn't you be standing or something?" LP: "I don't need to. Would you mind getting a log and hold it in front of me?" bruce marshall, Andy and Jurassic Shark 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 7, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2022 JW: I could have done more. LP: How much more? JW: Five times more. LP: Five times? JW: Five times. Andy, Marian Schedenig and GerateWohl 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fabulin 3,513 Posted May 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2022 JW: Steven said: "I need a better composer than you for this film". ASM: ... JW: and then I said "I know, but they are all dead" – and raised my fee to 2 million dollars. GerateWohl, Jurassic Shark, Brando and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 "...so, then I said 'you need a better composer, for this', and Steven said 'You're right. Is Zimmer available?'". bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 9, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 3:58 AM, GerateWohl said: LP: Five times I've been married JW: That's why I have five times more money than you! Jurassic Shark, BB-8 and GerateWohl 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 11:34 PM, Naïve Old Fart said: "...so, then I said "you need a better composer, for this, and Steven said 'You're right. Is Zimmer available?'". And then I said, "He's dead. Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,195 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: And then I said, "He's dead. Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." LP: Bring out the Gimp. JW: Gimp's sleeping. LP: Well, I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now, won't you? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 JW: OK. HanZ, wake up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GerateWohl 4,370 Posted May 9, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2022 LP: "Stop conducting me!" JW: "Can't resist. It's so beautiful." LP: "But I am not singing! I am talking to you." JW: "Oh, right. Then probably, I am just conducting my tinitus." bruce marshall, Raiders of the SoundtrArk and Jurassic Shark 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 LP: No, you're just hearing HanZ practicing in the neighbouring room. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: LP: No, you're just hearing HanZ practicing in the neighbouring room. JW: Ah yes. I always mix up Hans' music with my tinitus. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 Hans Zimmitus. Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 I'm so hungry, I could eat these two microphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,478 Posted May 10, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2022 17 hours ago, GerateWohl said: LP: "What!? Only five minutes of previously unreleased music? They must be joking. I thought we would be getting at least five new editions in 2022." JW: "Now listen, Luciano, you won't be getting anything if you don't stop complaining." Brando, Holko, Jurassic Shark and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 JW: Five times I told the story, and each time he stole my punchline. LP: Jesus fuc*ing Christ. As a punishment, you should conduct him while he plays the duo. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: JW: Five times I told the story, and each time he stole my punchline. LP: Jesus fuc*ing Christ. As a punishment, you should conduct him while he plays the duo. JW: "I even hurdled my lightsaber at him...but he still wouldn't listen." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 "JW:Five versions. Five effing versions of STAR WARS have been released and those crazies at JWFAN still aren't satisfied!" LP; Five?! Giorgio only had one!" GerateWohl and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 JW: Yes, Giorgio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 On 09/05/2022 at 7:47 PM, BB-8 said: That's a spicy meat ball! bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 LP:" Five to one baby" JW: " One in five" BOTH: " No one here gets out alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 JW: "Look Luciano, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps." LP: "John, John. If only you hadn't had to dump that extended version of "If We Were In Love". I just can't make exceptions. Where would I be if every musician who works for me dumped their assignment at the first sign of a Disney+ opportunity? It's not good business." JW: "Look Luciano, even I get board sometimes. You think I had a choice? But I've got a nice, easy theme arrangement for the next Star Wars series now and I can pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need a little more time." LP: "John, my boy, you're the best. So, an extra 20%—" JW: "Fifteen, Luciano. Don't push it." LP: "Okay, fifteen. But if you disappoint me again, I'll put a price on your head so big, you won't be able to go near La Scala!" JW [dryly]: "Luciano, you're a wonderful human being." Marian Schedenig and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Crude ethnic stereotpyes are TIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,195 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 JW: The odds of Yes, Giorgio being a success are… LP: Never tell me the odds! 1 hour ago, bruce marshall said: Crude ethnic stereotpyes are TIGHT! JW: Have you ever put pineapple on - LP: Vaffanculo! BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 LP: I ate five sausages for dinner today. FIVE! JW: Five? Really? LP: Yeah, can you believe it? JW: That's too many. Just cut a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 " I forget; is the soul handshake open hand and or closed fist?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Don't I get a "hello"? Confusing handshake? Kick in the teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 JW: "How many in 2022?" LP: ""At least 5." JW: "Exactly." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 JW: When you were a kid, did your friends ever call you " Lucky"? LP: All the time. Since I was FIVE years old? JW; Five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,195 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Andy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 "If I read one more complaint about my edit of "Tank Chase", I'll never again approve an expansion of one of my scores!" " How in hell did Jason LeBlanc get my home number?!" " 'HOLKO'...what kind of name is that?!" Brando and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 12, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2022 58 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: Zimler et al. werden ersaufen in ihrem eigenen Blut! Marian Schedenig, Loert, GerateWohl and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 JW: See, I am not wearing my wedding ring because it disturbes my piano play and simply my fingers became too thick. LP: Here, I am not wearing a ring, too, because it lowers my chances with the ladies. JW: So, you look more attraktive without the ring? LP: Yes, it's quite an ugly ring. JW: And it doesn't make you invisible, I guess? LP: Yes, it doesn't. I am not Frodo. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,195 Posted May 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2022 There shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. Jurassic Shark, GerateWohl, BB-8 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 Sugarland Express album release confirmed! Andy and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 " Thor is satisfied with the ost of A.I.?! Even I admit it sucks!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 "These aren't cookies!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 " I have to pull out my beard because my personal assistant failed to pack my razor?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 What are you looking at me? Do you think, I am crazy, because I am eating an invisible sandwhich? Look at you! You carry an invisible chicken on your head. So, who is crazy here? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,478 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 "Power!!! Unlimited POWER!" Andy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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