Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 ON HER MAJESTY'S CANCELLED SERVICE LIVE AND LET CANCEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, gkgyver said: James Bond is escapism. It's not a Telenovela where you go "aaaaaawww, he just wants to live a happy life!" Yes, and the honeymoon scenes of Bond quitting in Casino Royale were the worst part. He should have learned his lesson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Casino Royale really is a mixed bag ... sure the action is A1, Eva Green is lovely and there are thankfully still splashes of humour. But there are pacing problems and where Bond's sometime petulance and hot-headedness would've made sense with the twentysomething Cavill, they seem kinda weird with the late-thirties Craig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweeping Strings said: ...Eva Green is lovely... Are you bwain dead?! She is not lovely, nor can she act her way out of a soaking wet paper bag. On 6/19/2020 at 11:14 PM, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: Yes, and the honeymoon scenes of Bond quitting in Casino Royale were the worst part. He should have learned his lesson! Justin, you're looking at this both out of context, and chronology. This is the problem with reboots: they mess with the established time line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Are you bwain dead?! She is not lovely, nor can she act her way out of a soaking wet paper bag. Oh come on, those tits! Those tits! She looks like she'd give great head too. DarthDementous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 5 hours ago, PuhgreÞiviÞm said: Is it even allowed anymore to have a name on Twitter that spells "orange guy"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 16 hours ago, PuhgreÞiviÞm said: Oh come on, those tits! Those tits! She looks like she'd give great head too. The picture you posted was a good riposte to what Richard said, but this works pretty well too . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 6/22/2020 at 11:34 AM, Sweeping Strings said: The picture you posted was a good riposte to what Richard said, but this works pretty well too . Oops ... the picture gkgyver posted, even. EDIT Oops 2 ... no, he actually quoted it and commented. Christ, I didn't even have a drink last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,457 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,366 Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share Posted September 1, 2020 Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 He might be getting on, a bit, but he still looks lean, and mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 I have a hard time thinking of less inspired posters than for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 My kingdom for a Bond movie without Purvis & Wade involved. It would be the first since Tomorrow Never Dies, which surprise surprise is the last time Bond was good IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Will it release digitally? I don't want to go to the movies. Also, I need whatever filter they use to digitally smooth out his face for my photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, gkgyver said: I have a hard time thinking of less inspired posters than for this one. Let's face it; there hasn't been a truly great Bond poster, since Bob Peak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,457 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: Will it release digitally? I don't want to go to the movies. In 2021 it'll be available for streaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Guess I'll skip it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: Will it release digitally? I don't want to go to the movies. Don't worry, I'll go for you. 5 times. Out of spite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I'll wait for the tape. Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: I'll wait for the tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Looking through my poster book of all the Bond films up to Casino Royale, it's difficult to see in today's aesthetic of modern, sleek, cropped graphic design, how the poster could look any different. I think this latest poster says all you need to know about the film - it's Bond, surprise surprise - I can imagine these posters appearing on bus stops, station walls etc. The perception of Bond has shifted from the glamorous lifestyle enjoyed by the earlier incarnations to this gritty, modern aesthetic and the marketing choices simply reflect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUlyssesian 2,478 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 This is rather too bland. I think Casino Royale had better posters. They at least tried to represent the film. This is like an magazine cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 It seems like most other film posters - I guess this one isn't the main one to represent the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Remember LTK with 007 in a jogging suit?😵 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 License to Kill had some strange posters. Some of them looked like Photoshop before Photoshop was invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Don't be idiots. Licence to Kill is awesome. bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: Don't be idiots. Licence to Kill is awesome. The film is, but the poster campaign was not. 1 hour ago, Arpy said: License to Kill had some strange posters. Some of them looked like Photoshop before Photoshop was invented. Agreed. If they'd gone with the Bob Peak artwork, it would have been much better represented - and we would have had two Peak posters, for the Summer of '89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Film sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Good to see November is still the intended release date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 It doesn't say which year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Arpy said: Looking through my poster book of all the Bond films up to Casino Royale, it's difficult to see in today's aesthetic of modern, sleek, cropped graphic design, how the poster could look any different. I think this latest poster says all you need to know about the film - it's Bond, surprise surprise - I can imagine these posters appearing on bus stops, station walls etc. The perception of Bond has shifted from the glamorous lifestyle enjoyed by the earlier incarnations to this gritty, modern aesthetic and the marketing choices simply reflect that. The poster is the exact opposite of gritty. It's overpolished, minimalistic, vapid shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,457 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Teaser: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Teasers for trailers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK 3,307 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 That's been a thing for years now. bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Jee they didn't show much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Just now, PuhgreÞiviÞm said: Jee they didn't show much I blinked at it was over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, bruce marshall said: I blinked at it was over! That's what she.... eh, y'all know the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,337 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Meh, Trailer 2 feels like a Bond movie again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUlyssesian 2,478 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Trailer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,366 Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 That looks fun! Maybe that will be our first trek to the theater for the year I just wish David Arnold was scoring it crumbs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,337 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Jay said: That looks fun! Have you seen something that you haven't seen in a Bond movie before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,366 Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 Beats me, I don't think about those things. I haven't even seen all the old Bond films anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,337 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Anyone caught the reference to Spielberg's A.I.? crumbs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 hours ago, AC1 said: Have you seen something that you haven't seen in a Bond movie before? I wish you were joking, but you also said MacGyver was a bad TV show, so... OH NO A 60 YEAR OLD FRANCHISE HAS ESTABLISHED BELOVED TRADEMARKS!! But it looks exactly as drab and pretentious as the previous flicks, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I liked the part where rides the motorcycle over the top of the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Looks like another film built around action set pieces; instead of the action being determined by the story and script. The Only good Bond films are ones that aren't wall to wall action but have a back story: like GOLDENEYE and SKYFALL. greenturnedblue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I like the look of it. You'll forgive me if I regard new Bond getting released towards the end of this shitty year very much as something to look forward to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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