Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 9 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Send the fleet to the far moon of Endor. There it will stay, until called for. Marian Schedenig, QuartalHarmony, Jurassic Shark and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Phone home! JTN and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 3 hours ago, GerateWohl said: Expelliarmus! GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 "I can catch cookies with my mouth!" Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 21 hours ago, Tom said: Well, if it is anything like my experience in the shed, he is rehearsing with the ushers on how to yell at someone who dares bring food to their seat. Or a light-up lightsaber to wave. I heard he's not a fan of that. A guy in my row brought a saber and was told by an usher not to do it. The guy was bummed, but I'm sure the people sitting behind him were happy. That kind of behavior might fly at the Hollywood Bowl, but this is Tanglewood! lol 6 hours ago, BB-8 said: "I can catch cookies with my mouth!" I would pay to see that. 😄 12 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Send the fleet to the far moon of Endor. There it will stay, until called for. 😂 This is too good. I'm running with it... "If you will not be turned, then you will be destroyed!" BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted August 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2023 Get thee to a nunnery! Two nights together had these gentlemen. I prithee, do not mock me, fellow student. Neither a borrower nor a lender be, For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue. My hour is almost come When I to sulf’rous and tormenting flames Must render up myself. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Gertrude, do not drink. - I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me. - It is the poisoned cup. It is too late. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. What do you read, my lord? - Words, words, words. Bid the players make haste. Will you two help to hasten them? Madam, I swear I use no art at all. That’s good. "Moblèd queen" is good. My lord, I will take my leave of you. - You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal. My lord, you played once i' th' university, you say? - That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. O most pernicious woman! O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain! Mother, you have my father much offended. Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders! I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves all; believe none of us. Methinks it is like a weasel! I prithee take thy fingers from my throat, For though I am not splenitive and rash, Yet have I in me something dangerous, Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious, periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant. It out-Herods Herod. Pray you, avoid it. O, O, O, O! Go, bid the soldiers shoot. Cerebral Cortex, Tom, Holko and 6 others 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,664 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 And one more thing, Mr. Ax, this piano concerto is going straight into the trash. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Holko 9,529 Posted August 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Get thee to a nunnery! Two nights together had these gentlemen. I prithee, do not mock me, fellow student. Neither a borrower nor a lender be, For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue. My hour is almost come When I to sulf’rous and tormenting flames Must render up myself. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Gertrude, do not drink. - I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me. - It is the poisoned cup. It is too late. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. What do you read, my lord? - Words, words, words. Bid the players make haste. Will you two help to hasten them? Madam, I swear I use no art at all. That’s good. "Moblèd queen" is good. My lord, I will take my leave of you. - You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal. My lord, you played once i' th' university, you say? - That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. O most pernicious woman! O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain! Mother, you have my father much offended. Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders! I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves all; believe none of us. Methinks it is like a weasel! I prithee take thy fingers from my throat, For though I am not splenitive and rash, Yet have I in me something dangerous, Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious, periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant. It out-Herods Herod. Pray you, avoid it. O, O, O, O! Go, bid the soldiers shoot. That's it, we can close the thread! Marian Schedenig, Loert, Tallguy and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,509 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Your knowledge of Shakespeare is impressive, Marian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Thor said: Your knowledge of Shakespeare is impressive, Marian. My knowledge of Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted August 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, Thor said: Your knowledge of Shakespeare is impressive, Marian. Not really. I just re-watched Branagh's Hamlet yesterday (I'd been meaning to for a while) and halfway through had the stupid idea for this post - which still turned into several hours of quote hunting before I was satisfied. Thor, Naïve Old Fart, Martinland and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 13 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Get thee to a nunnery! Two nights together had these gentlemen. I prithee, do not mock me, fellow student. Neither a borrower nor a lender be, For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue. My hour is almost come When I to sulf’rous and tormenting flames Must render up myself. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Gertrude, do not drink. - I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me. - It is the poisoned cup. It is too late. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. What do you read, my lord? - Words, words, words. Bid the players make haste. Will you two help to hasten them? Madam, I swear I use no art at all. That’s good. "Moblèd queen" is good. My lord, I will take my leave of you. - You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal. My lord, you played once i' th' university, you say? - That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. O most pernicious woman! O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain! Mother, you have my father much offended. Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders! I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves all; believe none of us. Methinks it is like a weasel! I prithee take thy fingers from my throat, For though I am not splenitive and rash, Yet have I in me something dangerous, Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious, periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant. It out-Herods Herod. Pray you, avoid it. O, O, O, O! Go, bid the soldiers shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TolkienSS 407 Posted August 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2023 On 24/08/2023 at 10:05 PM, Marian Schedenig said: "There, like this ... It's leviOOsa, not leviosAAA!" Tallguy, Bellosh, Loert and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 "Andris, she's *my* muse!" Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 "...so I tied an onion to my belt — which was the style at the time..." BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 SS: John, is everything OK? JW: I'm fine, I'm just practicing a new strategy for overcoming jet-lag. They call it power-napping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 12:36 PM, JTW said: Warner Bros. called. They want you to rescore SUPERMAN II. JTN and Brando 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 SS: Stéphane just called. He's missed his flight to Japan. You'll have to step in for him. JW: ... JTN and Cerebral Cortex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted August 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 31, 2023 "They booked me in a traditional Japanese inn, I'll be sleeping on the floor. I can feel it now..." Jurassic Shark, BB-8 and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 Anne Sophie dear, pull my finger... BB-8 and Mr. Hooper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 35 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: "They booked me in a traditional Japanese inn, I'll be sleeping on the floor. I can feel it now..." JW: I don't think I can keep the sushi down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 JW: I told you to keep me away from garlic and sunshine. Mr. Hooper and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: JW: I don't think I can keep the sushi down. JW: But those Japanese toilets are wonderful. They wash and dry you while playing melodies from Ghibli animated films. Jurassic Shark and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,370 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Steven, please stop it. Enough square dance for today. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 7 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Do you know you're standing on my foot? No, but you hum it, and I'm sure I'll pick it up. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien F 1,742 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 I told you we shouldn't have scheduled a concert for 7am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Jurassic Shark and Bespin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 25/08/2023 at 8:59 AM, GerateWohl said: Pull my finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 Old news... 19 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Anne Sophie dear, pull my finger... JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 22 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Warner Bros. called. They want you to rescore MAN OF STEEL. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said: Old news... A good joke is always worth repeating Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 Great minds etc... Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted September 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2023 "I knew I forgot something! I have a concert in Japan tomorrow!" "Wait!! Hold that plane!!" Marian Schedenig, Brando, BB-8 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 Everybody: Loved you in Wall Street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 "Seiji, can I have my glasses back, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Everybody: Loved you in Wall Street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 16 hours ago, Damien F said: Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted September 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: What the hell is Hugh Grant doing here?! BB-8, Mr. Hooper and Martinland 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 If that's Hugh Grant, then on the right is Annie Potts from 'Ghostbusters 2'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuartalHarmony 543 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 31/8/2023 at 4:07 PM, Mr. Hooper said: JW: But those Japanese toilets are wonderful. They wash and dry you while playing melodies from Ghibli animated films Memoirs of a Geisha. Fixed. Mr. Hooper and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,079 Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, QuartalHarmony said: On 31/08/2023 at 5:07 PM, Mr. Hooper said: JW: But those Japanese toilets are wonderful. They wash and dry you while playing melodies from Ghibli animated films Memoirs of a Kebab. Fixed. Fixed. QuartalHarmony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time And makes as healthful music. BB-8 and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Who put my reading glasses in my sunglasses case? Probably Zimmer pulling a prank. Germans don't really get humor. C'mon, schadenfreude anyone? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Chamber of Secrets Thematic and Originality Analysis (Seiji Potter and Gilderoy Grant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,542 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 8 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: "My hands are dirty". "My hands are dirty, too, what are you afraid of?" "No reward is worth this". Mr. Hooper and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 The satirical slave says here that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down. Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,479 Posted September 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2023 SS: The CD was delivered with a cracked jewel case. JW: ... Brando, Mr. Hooper and Martinland 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,479 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 SS: You're invited to a promo shoot at Deutsche Grammophon. JW: ... Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 SS: They want you to say "Deutsche Grammophon" at least 11 times. JW: JTN and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,200 Posted September 6, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2023 When you do a promo video for Deutsche Grammophon, be prepared to say "Deutsche Grammophone" a lot, because Deutsche Grammophon want you to say Deutsche Grammophon at least twice in every sentence written by Deutsche Grammophon's promo department. I told them they should get some other composers to say "Deutsche Grammophon" a few times, and they said they knew, but they're all dead. …Deutsche Grammophon…Deutsche Grammophon…Deutsche Grammophon… …DEUTSCHE GRAMMOPHON! JTN, Mr. Hooper, QuartalHarmony and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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