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What will the title of SW Ep. IX be?

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Star Wars X The Last Episode Before You Have To Start Counting With Your Feet

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Cuts to Bob Iger in his cabana house eating a fresh slice of cash

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Hold on. What about Star Wars Attack of the Flying Monkeys where Rey gets replaced by a certain Dorothy from Kansas. She meets ewoks, helps a stupid nerf herder, C3PO, and Chewbacca to herd nerfs, show kindness to droids, and not be afraid of rancors. Kylo Ren ditches the lightsaber for a broom. Snoke is The Great and Powerful Oz simply because it will probably end up that he is nothing but Sellacius Crumb (look him up) behind a curtain somehow. At the end, Dorothy wakes up and finds herself on Tatooine were she is surrounded lovingly by living Luke, Leia, Han, and Lobot, just for kicks. The flying monkeys are irrelevant and underused, as they are unable to keep up with TIE Fighters.

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Star Wars Episode 9 Kylo Ren's Skirt

Produced and created by Michael Kaplan

Starring Adam Driver and Ned the Sheep*

 

*-indicates that the actor was killed and used in a costume.

 

 

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TITLES FOR THE A.D.H.D. EDITED DOWN SINGLE MOVIE PER TRILOGY VERSIONS:

 

Star Wars: The New Jedi Hope To Return A Strike Back To The Empire

 

Star Wars: The Phantom Revenge Attack of the Sith Clones of Menace

 

Star Wars: The Force Jedi Awakens Last*

 

*Episode IX cancelled due to lack of interest ;)

 

 

 

On 16 January 2018 at 10:23 PM, Jurassic Shark said:

Star Wars: The Adventures of Mutt

 

Didn't realise Lucasfilm was planning a shared SW/Indy universe.

 

Indiana Jones and the Adventures of Jar-Jar

Indiana Jones and the Heroics of Luke and Han

Indiana Jones and the Fun with Rose and Finn*

 

*Rated R

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Star Wars: Judgement of the Droids

 

(they've come through this entire saga and by this point are as cheesed off as the rest of us...)

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In the spirit of less obscure Williams:

 

Star Wars: War Fathier

Star Wars: StarCamp

Star Wars: Moncalamari

Star Wars: HyperSleepers

Star Wars: Seven Years in Ahch-To

Star Wars: The Accidental Gungan

Star Wars: Empire of the Twin Suns

Star Wars: Jaw-as

Star Wars: John Wayne and the Nerf-herders

Star Wars: The Supremacy Breaks

 

 

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