Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 7 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Damien F, QuartalHarmony, Martinland and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 JW: "Steven...you need a better composer for this..." SS: "What?" JW: "I said you need a better composer for this." SS: "Well why?" JW: "Oh, come on, say the punshline...quick, the punshline!" SS: "Which punshline? I don't get it." JW: "Oh f*ck..." Holko, ThePenitentMan1, JTN and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,154 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 JW: What?! Dial of Destiny isn’t available on CD worldwide? No!! SS: I’ll buy you a cookie, OK? BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 JW: "I am the most important person in the film industry since Walt Disney! My final original motion picture soundtrack was the fastest selling soundtrack album in movie history! The CD was sold out before it was actually released!" SS: "Well you can now compensate me for the loss I made with The Fabelmans." Jurassic Shark, ThePenitentMan1, QuartalHarmony and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,162 Posted August 18, 2023 Author Share Posted August 18, 2023 JW: Ah, nice to get some sun after being stuck in the recording studio for a month. Bellosh and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 12 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: JW: Ah, nice to get some sun after being stuck in the recording studio for a month. JW: Can't wait to rip off this tie and shirt and slip back into my turtleneck! Holko, Bellosh, Loert and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post QuartalHarmony 553 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 SS: Come on Johnny, let’s get you home. How much of that Riesling did you have? JW: Get off me, I’m fine. I’ve been drinking Riesling since you were in short trousers. Come back when you’ve got a new joke for me - I’ve been flogging that Schindler’s one to death for the last thirty years. I’ve got grandchildren younger than that joke, for crying out loud. GerateWohl, Naïve Old Fart, JTN and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,446 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 POV you're an Emporium worker being asked to make the least amount of effort for a John Williams score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 56 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: SS: "Look, there's Bill Ross!" JW: "I'll pretend to be a cardboard cut-out..." Jurassic Shark, JTN and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 When you gotta go, you gotta go. BB-8, JTN and dtw42 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,154 Posted August 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2023 55 minutes ago, QuartalHarmony said: I’ve got great grandchildren younger than that joke Fixed. SS: What’s wrong, John? JW: Nothing, just forgot that I had 5 concerts coming up this weekend and I’m not 85 anymore. QuartalHarmony, Naïve Old Fart, BB-8 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,516 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 SS: Did you just fart? JW: No, it was the bloke behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 21 hours ago, JTW said: The votes are already in, John. DUNE PT. II is going to win the "Best Original Score" Oscar™. GerateWohl, BB-8, Martinland and 2 others 1 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tom 4,685 Posted August 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2023 "Ohhh, I just remembered that I was suppose to score Chamber of Secrets." "Don't worry. Ross has it covered." JTN, Holko, Brando and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,162 Posted August 20, 2023 Author Share Posted August 20, 2023 JW: A little bit more south and you've got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Damien F 1,742 Posted August 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2023 SS: I hear Daisy is returning in a new Star Wars movie. JW: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! Jurassic Shark, JTN, Brando and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2023 17 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: It's official, John: I'm directing INDY VI. GerateWohl, Brando, Loert and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GerateWohl 4,429 Posted August 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2023 JW: "Steven, what's this tune? I cannot get it out of my head. Tadadah-tadadadah-tadadahdah-dada!" SS: "I know that. Maybe something from War Horse?" JW: "No, I don't think, that I have written that. It's something different. Tadadah-tatadadah. Gosh, this is terrible!" SSp: "Chopin probably? No. Wait! Titanic! James Horner." JW: "Yes, Titanic. Thank you. That's it. I hate that tune." Brónach, BB-8 and Martinland 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,154 Posted August 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2023 SS: I know, so much love hurts. JW: No, you’re standing on my foot! BB-8, ThePenitentMan1, Naïve Old Fart and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 @JTW, simple, yet effective JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2023 7 hours ago, JTW said: SS: Have you heard that the Indy 5 CD is back up for pre-orders at Disney Emporium? JW: Oh f*ck...I've just wasted 5000 and 800 Dollars on ebay! JTN, Mr. Hooper, Brando and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 SS: When is a door not a door? JW: I don't know, when? SS: When it's ajar. JW: Brando and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2023 15 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: SS: John, it's me, Steven, not George Lucas! JW: Silly me, how could I forget! Of course, Steven Spielberg, the director of American Graffiti and the creator of Star Wars! Which of the eleven episodes did you direct? Let me think... Martinland, Mr. Hooper, JTN and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2023 JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it... (A shout comes from along the red carpet) rpvee: Episode V! JW: Oh right! BB-8, rpvee, ThePenitentMan1 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bespin 8,499 Posted August 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2023 16 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it... (A shout comes from along the red carpet) rpvee: Episode V! JW: Oh right! Empire is the 2nd Star Wars, not the 5th, from a certain point of view! JTN, BB-8, Mr. Hooper and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,516 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 JW: "[I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...] Steve, tell me when the paparazzi have gone!" QuartalHarmony and Mr. Hooper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Bespin said: Empire is the 2nd Star Wars, not the 5th, from a certain point of view! As someone who grew up with the OT, I'm 'Forced' to agree! 😄 Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,499 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: As someone who grew up with the OT, I'm 'Forced' to agree! 😄 Poor John Williams, he's already getting mixed up with his Star Wars stories. It's pointless to tell him that "The Empire Strikes Back" is the 5th movie. I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,582 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Thor said: I have to tell ya, SONGS IN THE KEY OF LIFE is brilliant! Thor, Martinland, QuartalHarmony and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I see what you did there, Ray-baby! JTN and Cerebral Cortex 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jay 37,456 Posted August 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Bespin said: I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here." 4 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it... (A shout comes from along the red carpet) rpvee: Episode V! JW: Oh right! On 05/08/2023 at 11:55 PM, rpvee said: I can now say I’ve reminded John Williams which Star Wars film his music is from twice. Once at Carnegie Hall last year, and again tonight! 😂 ThePenitentMan1, rpvee and Bespin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I'm not done with this one yet... Got the idea when I saw that Jay likes turtles. 😄 JW: Oooooo! I've got a turtle head poking out! BB-8 and Jay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpvee 810 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 13 hours ago, Bespin said: Poor John Williams, he's already getting mixed up with his Star Wars stories. It's pointless to tell him that "The Empire Strikes Back" is the 5th movie. I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here." Well I already helped him remember that Across the Stars is from Episode II, so it only makes sense to consider Asteroid Field to be from Episode V. 😉 JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: I'm better than you. Why? Coz I'm dead. BB-8 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,516 Posted August 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2023 12 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: "Ray's Theme" can be many things... Marian Schedenig, JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,154 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 hours ago, rpvee said: Well I already helped him remember that Across the Stars is from Episode II And you honestly think that John Williams needs to be helped remember about his own music, at his own concert?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 I'm gonna do for you what I did for Daisy, Ray-baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: You know, you don't look anything like you do, in THE BLUES BROTHERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,516 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 I must say, you do have long digits...fascinating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Overheard at a rehearsal for a tribute to George Lucas... JW: Do you think this is going to work, Ray? RC: Sure! Just listen...! George Oh, George A song of you Comes as sweet and clear As binary sunlight on the Dune Sea... BB-8 and TolkienSS 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,855 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 17/8/2023 at 8:11 PM, Tom said:Keep it classy, folks. On 17/8/2023 at 8:11 PM, Tom said: Keep it classy, folks. By the way, apologies for the crude caption (that landed with a thud)! Should've listened to Tom! BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 2:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said: By the way, Jerry, I love your score for THE OMEN. Brónach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,516 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 3:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said: "Keep it classy, Ray baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 2:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said: Dude, you're playing all the wrong notes. Shut the fuck up, honky! I'm playing all the right notes... but not necessarily in the right order dtw42 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,429 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: By the way, Jerry, I love your score for THE OMEN. Thank you Stevie. And I love "Superstition". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted August 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2023 ...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that... Loert, dtw42, Holko and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,636 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Genius, @Marian Schedenig, genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,685 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Well, if it is anything like my experience in the shed, he is rehearsing with the ushers on how to yell at someone who dares bring food to their seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,239 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Tom said: Well, if it is anything like my experience in the shed, he is rehearsing with the ushers on how to yell at someone who dares bring food to their seat. Put that thing back where it came from… or so help me! Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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