John Williams Caption Competition!

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

7 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

 

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

[BB-8 3,478]

 

JW: "Steven...you need a better composer for this..."

SS: "What?"

JW: "I said you need a better composer for this."

SS: "Well why?"

JW: "Oh, come on, say the punshline...quick, the punshline!"

SS: "Which punshline? I don't get it."

JW: "Oh f*ck..."

[JTN 2,030]

JW: What?! Dial of Destiny isn’t available on CD worldwide? No!!

SS: I’ll buy you a cookie, OK? 

[BB-8 3,478]

 

JW: "I am the most important person in the film industry since Walt Disney! My final original motion picture soundtrack was the fastest selling soundtrack album in movie history! The CD was sold out before it was actually released!"

 

SS: "Well you can now compensate me for the loss I made with The Fabelmans."

[Jurassic Shark 12,079]

 

JW: Ah, nice to get some sun after being stuck in the recording studio for a month.

[BB-8 3,478]

12 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said:

 

JW: Ah, nice to get some sun after being stuck in the recording studio for a month.

JW: Can't wait to rip off this tie and shirt and slip back into my turtleneck!

[QuartalHarmony 543]

 

SS: Come on Johnny, let’s get you home. How much of that Riesling did you have?

 

JW: Get off me, I’m fine. I’ve been drinking Riesling since you were in short trousers. Come back when you’ve got a new joke for me - I’ve been flogging that Schindler’s one to death for the last thirty years. I’ve got grandchildren younger than that joke, for crying out loud.

[Bellosh 3,419]

 

POV you're an Emporium worker being asked to make the least amount of effort for a John Williams score

[BB-8 3,478]

56 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said:

SS: "Look, there's Bill Ross!"

JW: "I'll pretend to be a cardboard cut-out..."

[Marian Schedenig 8,200]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[JTN 2,030]

55 minutes ago, QuartalHarmony said:

I’ve got great grandchildren younger than that joke

Fixed.
 

 

SS: What’s wrong, John?

JW: Nothing, just forgot that I had 5 concerts coming up this weekend and I’m not 85 anymore. 

[BB-8 3,478]

SS: Did you just fart?

JW: No, it was the bloke behind me.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

21 hours ago, JTW said:

 

 

The votes are already in, John.

DUNE PT. II is going to win the "Best Original Score" Oscar™.

[Tom 4,661]

 

"Ohhh, I just remembered that I was suppose to score Chamber of Secrets."

"Don't worry.  Ross has it covered."  

[Jurassic Shark 12,079]

 

JW: A little bit more south and you've got it.

[Damien F 1,742]

 

SS: I hear Daisy is returning in a new Star Wars movie.

 

JW: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

17 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

 

 

It's official, John: I'm directing INDY VI.

[GerateWohl 4,370]

 

JW: "Steven, what's this tune? I cannot get it out of my head. Tadadah-tadadadah-tadadahdah-dada!"

SS: "I know that. Maybe something from War Horse?"

JW: "No, I don't think, that I have written that. It's something different. Tadadah-tatadadah. Gosh, this is terrible!"

SSp: "Chopin probably? No. Wait! Titanic! James Horner."

JW: "Yes, Titanic. Thank you. That's it. I hate that tune."

 

[JTN 2,030]

SS: I know, so much love hurts.

JW: No, you’re standing on my foot!

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

@JTW, simple, yet effective 

[BB-8 3,478]

7 hours ago, JTW said:

SS: Have you heard that the Indy 5 CD is back up for pre-orders at Disney Emporium?

JW: Oh f*ck...I've just wasted 5000 and 800 Dollars on ebay!

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

SS: When is a door not a door?

 

JW: I don't know, when?

 

SS: When it's ajar.

 

JW:

[BB-8 3,478]

15 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

 

SS: John, it's me, Steven, not George Lucas!

JW: Silly me, how could I forget! Of course, Steven Spielberg, the director of American Graffiti and the creator of Star Wars! Which of the eleven episodes did you direct? Let me think...

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it...

 

(A shout comes from along the red carpet)

 

rpvee: Episode V!

 

JW: Oh right!

 

[Bespin 8,483]

16 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it...

 

(A shout comes from along the red carpet)

 

rpvee: Episode V!

 

JW: Oh right!

 

 

Empire is the 2nd Star Wars, not the 5th, from a certain point of view!

[BB-8 3,478]

 

JW: "[I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me...] Steve, tell me when the paparazzi have gone!"

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

1 hour ago, Bespin said:

 

Empire is the 2nd Star Wars, not the 5th, from a certain point of view!

As someone who grew up with the OT, I'm 'Forced' to agree! 😄

[Bespin 8,483]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

As someone who grew up with the OT, I'm 'Forced' to agree! 😄

 

Poor John Williams, he's already getting mixed up with his Star Wars stories. It's pointless to tell him that "The Empire Strikes Back" is the 5th movie. I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here."

[Thor 7,508]

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

8 minutes ago, Thor said:

 

I have to tell ya, SONGS IN THE KEY OF LIFE is brilliant!

[Marian Schedenig 8,200]

I see what you did there, Ray-baby!

 

[Jay 37,369]

2 hours ago, Bespin said:

I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here."

 

4 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

JW: 'The Asteroid Field' is in tonight's concert. Which episode is it from? I keep forgetting when I introduce it...

 

(A shout comes from along the red carpet)

 

rpvee: Episode V!

 

JW: Oh right!

 

 

 

On 05/08/2023 at 11:55 PM, rpvee said:

I can now say I’ve reminded John Williams which Star Wars film his music is from twice. Once at Carnegie Hall last year, and again tonight! 😂

 

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

I'm not done with this one yet... Got the idea when I saw that Jay likes turtles. 😄

 

JW: Oooooo! I've got a turtle head poking out!

 

 

[rpvee 805]

13 hours ago, Bespin said:

 

Poor John Williams, he's already getting mixed up with his Star Wars stories. It's pointless to tell him that "The Empire Strikes Back" is the 5th movie. I hope the person who shouted that during the concert isn't from "around here."

Well I already helped him remember that Across the Stars is from Episode II, so it only makes sense to consider Asteroid Field to be from Episode V. 😉

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

11 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

 

 

I'm better than you.

Why?

Coz I'm dead.

[BB-8 3,478]

12 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

"Ray's Theme" can be many things...

[JTN 2,030]

3 hours ago, rpvee said:

Well I already helped him remember that Across the Stars is from Episode II

And you honestly think that John Williams needs to be helped remember about his own music, at his own concert?… 

[Marian Schedenig 8,200]

I'm gonna do for you what I did for Daisy, Ray-baby.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

7 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

 

You know, you don't look anything like you do, in THE BLUES BROTHERS.

[BB-8 3,478]

I must say, you do have long digits...fascinating!

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

Overheard at a rehearsal for a tribute to George Lucas...

 

JW: Do you think this is going to work, Ray?

 

RC: Sure! Just listen...!

 

George

Oh, George

A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As binary sunlight on the Dune Sea...

 

[Mr. Hooper 1,792]

On 17/8/2023 at 8:11 PM, Tom said:Keep it classy, folks.

On 17/8/2023 at 8:11 PM, Tom said:

Keep it classy, folks.

 

By the way, apologies for the crude caption (that landed with a thud)! Should've listened to Tom!

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

On 23/08/2023 at 2:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said:

 

 

By the way, Jerry, I love your score for THE OMEN.

[BB-8 3,478]

On 23/08/2023 at 3:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said:

 

"Keep it classy, Ray baby!"

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

On 23/08/2023 at 2:51 PM, Mr. Hooper said:

 

 

Dude, you're playing all the wrong notes.

 

Shut the fuck up, honky! I'm playing all the right notes... but not necessarily in the right order 

[GerateWohl 4,370]

3 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

By the way, Jerry, I love your score for THE OMEN.

Thank you Stevie. And I love  "Superstition".

[Marian Schedenig 8,200]

...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that...

[Naïve Old Fart 9,536]

Genius, @Marian Schedenig, genius.

[Tom 4,661]

Well, if it is anything like my experience in the shed, he is rehearsing with the ushers on how to yell at someone who dares bring food to their seat.   

[Marian Schedenig 8,200]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

Well, if it is anything like my experience in the shed, he is rehearsing with the ushers on how to yell at someone who dares bring food to their seat.   

 

Put that thing back where it came from… or so help me!