Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (James Mangold, June 30 2023)

[Schilkeman 964]

On 25/4/2023 at 5:18 PM, Jay said:

‘Indiana Jones 5’ De-Ages Harrison Ford for a 25-Minute Scene, Director Says Ford Was ‘Agile’ Enough to ‘Pretend That He Was 35’ on Set

I saw the Irishman. 80 year olds, even ones  aging in “Hollywood time,” do not move like 40 year olds. They just don’t. I’m not saying it’ll ruin the movie, but it will be noticeable, I’m sure.

[JNHFan2000 2,966]

I always thpught it was noticable with Sam Jackson in Captain Marvel.

And I've just started watching Shrinking and even though Ford looks fit, he moves like someone who is 70+

[mstrox 6,651]

A whole lot of it will be body doubles and stunt doubles anyway

[Brónach 1,302]

8 hours ago, mstrox said:

A whole lot of it will be body doubles and stunt doubles anyway

 

this is what i would do

[Alex 2,835]

I saw how Harrison Ford moved at the beginning of that 6 minute clip they showed at CinemaCon. He certainly did not look 35!

[Faleel 5,353]

Maybe a 35 year old who was on his knees doing tile since he was 16 lol

[Tom 4,661]

1 hour ago, A Farewell to Kings said:

Maybe a 35 year old who was on his knees doing tile since he was 16 lol

So, what you are saying is that its not the years...

[TolkienSS 407]

I predict this will make less box office than the Mario movie, and not over 1 to 1.3 billion.

[Edmilson 7,466]

Actually, I don't think there is any movie this year that will make more money than Mario. Unless The Little Mermaid performs like 2017 Beauty and the Beats or 2019 Aladdin, or The Flash crazy overperforms (early reactions are saying the movie is great), or even Indy goes the distance, this will be Mario's year.

[Faleel 5,353]

1 hour ago, Edmilson said:

 2017 Beauty and the Beats

[Not Mr. Big 4,639]

Remembering a certain blue movie people were saying would bomb too.  

[Indianagirl 298]

I feel like if Indy opened tomorrow it would bomb. I think they need to do a lot of selling between now and June 30. 

[A. A. Ron 1,742]

I think you might be right. No one I know seems to realize it’s even coming out.

[Not Mr. Big 4,639]

Indiana Jones is one of those things like Top Gum/Avatar/Mission Impossible that normal people love but doesn't inspire weirdos to obsessively speculate about/make Rule 34 fanart or whatever.  

 

There are a lot of factors against it but it could still do really well

[Brando 1,864]

6 minutes ago, Not Mr. Big said:

Indiana Jones is one of those things like Top Gum/Avatar/Mission Impossible that normal people love but doesn't inspire weirdos to obsessively speculate about/make Rule 34 fanart or whatever.  

I would agree.....however, my friend online has sent me screenshots of a Discord sever he's in where a girl idolized Toht and had a graphic of him as her profile pic and her handle was MeltyFace or something to that effect...He also sent me some screenshots of things she said and I'm sure she's the leader of whatever Rule 34 Indy art is out there.

[Not Mr. Big 4,639]

5 minutes ago, Brando said:

I would agree.....however, my friend online has sent me screenshots of a Discord sever he's in where a girl idolized Toht and had a graphic of him as her profile pic and her handle was MeltyFace or something to that effect...He also sent me some screenshots of things she said and I'm sure she's the leader of whatever Rule 34 Indy art is out there.

Still pretty sparse.  Searching "indiana jones rule 34 why'd it have to be snakes" turned up nothing

[Brando 1,864]

4 minutes ago, Not Mr. Big said:

Still pretty sparse.  Searching "indiana jones rule 34 why'd it have to be snakes" turned up nothing

Good, lets keep it that way

[Cerebral Cortex 3,357]

I hope there is a scene like that really tastefully done one in X-Men: Apocalypse where 1969 Indy walks out of seeing You Only Live Twice and says "at least we can all agree, the fifth one is always the worst."

 

15 minutes ago, Not Mr. Big said:

Still pretty sparse.  Searching "indiana jones rule 34 why'd it have to be snakes" turned up nothing

 

You have to search "indiana" and "jones" as separate tags. There are definitely "snakes." 👀

 

On 28/04/2023 at 9:47 PM, Not Mr. Big said:

Yet another Spielberg/Tim and Eric connection 

 

What are some others? I'm blanking.

[ThePenitentMan1 744]

4 hours ago, Not Mr. Big said:

Top Gum

 

[JNHFan2000 2,966]

Don't gorget Fast X. 

7 & 8 both made more than 1 billion. 9 only didn't because it was still pretty early in the pandemic. I think 10 might make a billion as well.

[Brónach 1,302]

19 hours ago, Alex said:

I saw how Harrison Ford moved at the beginning of that 6 minute clip they showed at CinemaCon. He certainly did not look 35!

 

he's like a hundred in this sequence, it's the prologue that's worrysome!

[mstrox 6,651]

8 hours ago, Not Mr. Big said:

Remembering a certain blue movie people were saying would bomb too.  

Look here, you utter moron, and tell me I was wrong! 

 

[Naïve Old Fart 9,534]

8 hours ago, Cerebral Cortex said:

I hope there is a scene like that really tastefully done one in X-Men: Apocalypse where 1969 Indy walks out of seeing You Only Live Twice and says "at least we can all agree, the fifth one is always the worst."

👀

 

... except that it wasn't the fifth one that was the worst, it was the fourth one. Man, is that ever boring 

[Tom 4,661]

Indy, even if great, will not surpass Mario.  The model for this movie is likely Top Gun, which did as well as an "80s" movie could.  The teenage/YA crowd is just not likely to give a movie like IJ repeat viewings at the theatre.  I would even argue that the smarter the movie is, the less likely it will compete for a top spot.  But, that just might be the old man in me talking.  

[Tallguy 3,398]

2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

... except that it wasn't the fifth one that was the worst, it was the fourth one. Man, is that ever boring 

 

Wait. Did you just say bad things about Thunderball?

[Goldfinger 59]

12 minutes ago, Tallguy said:

 

Wait. Did you just say bad things about Thunderball?

 

I mean, its crap so why not. Maybe if it was half an hour shorter it'd be tolerable, but not an awful lot happens to justify its runtime.

 

 

[Tallguy 3,398]

Just now, Goldfinger said:

 

I mean, its crap so why not. Maybe if it was half an hour shorter it'd be tolerable, but not an awful lot happens to justify its runtime.

 

 

 

Possibly my favorite Bond film. Certainly my favorite Connery. It takes the scope of Hamilton's Goldfinger and gives it that Terrance Young style. (Yes, the final battle could be shorter. I guess.)

[A. A. Ron 1,742]

2 hours ago, Tom said:

The teenage/YA crowd is just not likely to give a movie like IJ repeat viewings at the theatre.

 

I don't think the YA crowd gives any movie repeat viewings at the theater. Most of the ones I know seem to prefer shorter content across the board and find movies a chore to sit through.

[Not Mr. Big 4,639]

2 minutes ago, A. A. Ron said:

 

I don't think the YA crowd gives any movie repeat viewings at the theater. Most of the ones I know seem to prefer shorter content across the board and find movies a chore to sit through.

Stuff like SW and MCU releases are very front heavy because people see it early to avoid spoilers and then there's a significant drop.

 

If anything, Top Gun and Avatar succeeded specifically because they had longevity rather than a record breaking opening.  And because they were able to bring in more casual, older viewers who come in on word-of-mouth

[Andy 4,138]

13 hours ago, Brando said:

I would agree.....however, my friend online has sent me screenshots of a Discord sever he's in where a girl idolized Toht and had a graphic of him as her profile pic and her handle was MeltyFace or something to that effect...He also sent me some screenshots of things she said and I'm sure she's the leader of whatever Rule 34 Indy art is out there.

 

What is Rule 34?  I'm at work and afraid to google it. Is it like Section 31 on Star Trek?  Is it where the Ark warehouse is?

 

Idolizing Toht is ... troubling.

[Jay 37,369]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34

 

Basically it's an old joke "if it exists, there's porn of it"

[A. A. Ron 1,742]

Is it really a joke if it’s true?

[Brando 1,864]

25 minutes ago, Andy said:

What is Rule 34?  I'm at work and afraid to google it. Is it like Section 31 on Star Trek?  Is it where the Ark warehouse is?

I wish it was Andy...I wish it was.

[Tallguy 3,398]

Don't let the Sabrina thread hear about this.

[Brando 1,864]

6 minutes ago, A. A. Ron said:

Is it really a joke if it’s true?

You're not wrong.

[Andy 4,138]

[Not Mr. Big 4,639]

2 hours ago, A. A. Ron said:

Is it really a joke if it’s true?

It started out as a joke but eventually became true

[Naïve Old Fart 9,534]

5 hours ago, Tallguy said:

Wait. Did you just say bad things about Thunderball?

I certainly did, Stanley.

I disagree about the underwater battle. That's probably the best thing about it... well, that and Luciana Paluzzi 

Like @Goldfinger said; it's too long and not much happens.

I don't know. For me, there's something about THUNDERBALL. It lacks the style of GOLDFINGER, and the panache and intrigue of FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, but then who am I to say, after all, I like SPECTRE, a film which doesn't get that much love, around here. Go figure.

[Indianagirl 298]

I'd rate Thunderball as the second best Bond of them all.

[A. A. Ron 1,742]

I like the score and the overall tone of the movie, but the underwater climax drags a bit too much and I'm not ok with how Bond literally rapes a girl in a sauna. Trim the former and remove the latter and I'd rank the movie considerably higher.

[LB Makes Stuff 240]

On 30/4/2023 at 11:15 PM, Brando said:

I would agree.....however, my friend online has sent me screenshots of a Discord sever he's in where a girl idolized Toht and had a graphic of him as her profile pic and her handle was MeltyFace or something to that effect...He also sent me some screenshots of things she said and I'm sure she's the leader of whatever Rule 34 Indy art is out there.

Y’all don’t wanna know more than that summary of events…

[Sweeping Strings 2,363]

Whatever Thunderball's flaws, by Q's pineapple design shirt it's still considerably better than Never Say Never Again.  

[Docteur Qui 1,544]

On 01/05/2023 at 1:06 PM, Not Mr. Big said:

Indiana Jones is one of those things like Top Gum/Avatar/Mission Impossible that normal people love but doesn't inspire weirdos to obsessively speculate about/make Rule 34 fanart or whatever.  

 

The internet of 2009 and 2010 was awash with bizarre tattoos and Rule 34 images of the Na'avi. It did kind of disappear over time, but I'm sure it's still out there in droves.

 

On 02/05/2023 at 1:46 AM, A. A. Ron said:

 

I don't think the YA crowd gives any movie repeat viewings at the theater. Most of the ones I know seem to prefer shorter content across the board and find movies a chore to sit through.

 

They also don't have nearly as much disposable income as previous generations, and going to the movies is now an insanely expensive exercise. I saw Fellowship in cinemas five times when I was a teen, but back then going to the movies was a cheap and fun way to pass time - these days it can cost me up to $50AUD for a ticket, popcorn and a drink.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,534]

6 hours ago, Docteur Qui said:

 I saw Fellowship in cinemas five times when I was a teen, but back then going to the movies was a cheap and fun way to pass time - these days it can cost me up to $50AUD for a ticket, popcorn and a drink.

Cut out the snacks and the Mountain Dew, and you could afford to see AVATAR 2 three times. The Mouse would love you, for it.

[Sweeping Strings 2,363]

It's rare that going to the movies ends up costing me more than about a tenner, but I'm more of a 'eat before I go' than a 'snacking during' kind of guy.  

[ThePenitentMan1 744]

8 minutes ago, Sweeping Strings said:

It's rare that going to the movies ends up costing me more than about a tenner, but I'm more of a 'eat before I go' than a 'snacking during' kind of guy.  

 

You know, that actually sounds wiser...

 

Maybe I should try it...

[Jurassic Shark 12,079]

Or buy snacks before going to the cinema.

[Tallguy 3,398]

Me, by myself? $9. Me, wife, kids? $70.

[Jurassic Shark 12,079]

On 30/04/2023 at 3:51 PM, Alex said:

I saw how Harrison Ford moved at the beginning of that 6 minute clip they showed at CinemaCon. He certainly did not look 35!

More like 36.

[crocodile 8,017]

Well, they use a body double and people will complain, they use Ford and people will complain. I suppose you will just have to accept it for what it is and move on.

 

Karol